unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

(via itsbetterthananal)

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witchsmoke:

tianyi:

halloween should be 1 week long

halloweek

(via ukulelewalrus)

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online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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(Source: overglorify, via fake-mermaid)

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2 days ago

Rainbow Rowell, from ‘Attachments
(via istruggleandemerge)

(Source: anditslove, via sprinkleofglitr)

So, what if, instead of thinking about solving your whole life, you just think about adding additional good things. One at a time. Just let your pile of good things grow.
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hmspoofta:

Get ready for Marvel’s PAM.

Who’s Pam? Doesn’t matter. Pam will make three billion dollars.

(via youknowmysoul)

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3 days ago

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

(via ukulelewalrus)

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Marvel’s Star Wars

(Source: adamscott, via thefandomteapot)

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